any takers???

To whosoever it may concern

I am moving to Mumbai, to be specific, to Nerul , tomorrow on a new assignment.  The assignment may extend up to three years.  My family would be joining me at Nerul by Apr 2012 III week.  Hence, this proposal. 

I am a male, 40 plus years young, straight, energetic, enthusiastic, highly sociable across all genders-more specifically across the feminine gender.  Even though I can’t afford anything, I can pay for everything as I have VISA power.  (I hold  six VISA credit cards and one MAESTRO credit card; of course I don’t use debit card becoz., hardly there will be any money in the related account).  All I want is a companion for live in relationship the terms of which are set out hereunder.

Company should be                        :               strictly of Female sex

Age stipulations                                                :               between 28 to 35 years

Vitals                                                     :               not very specific but should be good looking & graceful (pot                                    

                                                                                belly a serious constraint)

Tentative period                              :               50 days (from 25.02.2012 to 14.04.2012, both days inclusive)

To share                                               :               all experiences and all expenses on equal basis

Education                                            :               never matters until and unless the applicant is worldly wise

Others                                                  :               should have the practice of bathing twice daily and brushing

                                                                                minimum twice daily (that does not mean the applicant has

                                                                                OCD-obsessive compulsive disorder and keeps on having bath

                                                                                and keeps on brushing teeth umpteen times)

continuation of relationship        :               will be considered after the lapse of 50 days on a discrete

                                                                                one to one discussion basis

other conditions                               :               females with a younger sister aged above 25 are preferred

caste/creed/religion                       :               no bar

ethnicity                                              :               no bar

any reservations                              :               strictly no reservations, I would have full authority to enter or                                                                    conclude a relationship (of course, this would be negotiable in

                                                                                case of a highly deserving applicant)

my family’s permission                  :               applicant need not worry, I will manage this issue; applicant has                                                                                                to manage issues with her family, if any

income stipulations                         :               not an issue until and unless she has the ability to share all

                                                                                expenses on an equal basis

relationship base                             :               of course at the applicant’s place only as I have no place

                                                                                suitable rentals will be paid (50% only)

I cordially invite all interested (and of course eligible) to send a response to this blog duly quoting their e mail id/mobile number etc.  A link to their CV may be provided and password protected.  Password may be SMSed to me on my cell number available in my profile.  Last date tentatively is 27.02.2012-would be extended if sufficient nominations are received by then).

Assuring a great experience and honest 50% sharing of expenses.